Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asks, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replies,
“Well, it was the craziest thing.
I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up,
threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, ‘Take what you want.
‘ So I took the bike.”
The second engineer thinks for a minute and then nods approvingly
. “Good choice.” he says
“The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyways.”