Two Marines walk into a bar in Louisiana…
They see a guy with nice boots. Really nice boots.
They ask the guy about them and he says they’re alligator boots.
They accept this and keep drinking. The Marines leave.
The guy with the boots eventually leaves and as he’s driving he sees their truck.
He stops and looks for them.
As he walks into the swamp he sees a pile of dead gators and a Marine next to them.
The other guy is waist-deep in the swamp. “What are yall doing” he yells at the man on the beach.
Shosh says the Marine.
The guy in the swamp grabs ahold of a gater and throws it on the beach.
The other guy grabs the gator by the feet and yells, “nope this one doesn’t have no boots either”.